Robert Goulet's NCAA Commericals

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Re: Robert Goulet's NCAA Tourney Commericals

I prefer Will Ferrell as Robert Goulet....

 

Caberet singing at its best. Where's Wayne Newton when you need him most?

 

Not a damn thing wrong with Bob Goulet.

 

He's no Wayne Newton. Hell, he ain't even no Tom Jones. He's just a Bob. You can have him and his devlish look. Man, if there was ever a guy using dye, its him.

 

i've been looking for these forever!

Although I wish the one for Indiana was there. That was my favorite.

'The coach from Indiana wears a sweater on his back/He'll take that chair and part your hair if you give him any slack/'

 

Too bad they don't have the Arkansas one -- that was the best.

"Oooohhhh, Arkansas, will you make the Final Four? In those wacky uniforms with the pigs with hornnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns. And did I hear you say you were playing a game today, with the home crowd yelling 'Woah, pig, sooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy'?"

 

Ask an Arkansan which is the bigger sacrilege.

a. The pope fucking Jesus in the ass.

b. Pigs with horns.

Coin flip.

 

I always liked the Utah one -- "Man, those Utes can shoot."

 

Of course, WITHOUT Will Ferrell's famous impersonations of Goulet, we're not watching those commercials and thinking they're so great. I know I'D be saying, "who the fuck is robert goulet".

 

Goulet!

 

My, you're hungry!