Roast the guy above you

That was hilarious.

 

I thought I was being generous.

It was much nicer than, "Spnited will die alone."

 

Write-brained? More like wrong-brained! [/norm]

 

How can you roast a guy like Central Illinoisan who not only made Murphy famous but shares a love of Amber Heard and Hidden Palms?

 

Who knows what other deep, dark secrets lurk in the mind of Songbird?

And what other SportsJournalists.commers lie in the pestilence of his mind.

 

I hear forever_town remains a legend in men's steamrooms in Long Beach.

 

I hear Songbird knows that because he calls EVERY number he sees pasted on a bathroom wall.

 

And one of the numbers I called was Father McGinty who amused me with stories of DemoChristian's days as an altar boy who volunteered to stay late to re-enact tales from the priest's "personal" bible.

 

Do I get to be Sodom this time?

 

CI is too dumb to realize he couldn't possibly be the father of such a cute kid. Somehow it has slipped his attention that little CI looks exactly like the cable guy.

 

You should see how cute my daughter is. She has your mom's eyes.

 

CI, I think it's wonderful that you come on here and post pictures of your kid and your dog. Do you have any naked photos of your wife?



If not, do you want some?