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Roast the guy above you

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Write-brained, Aug 22, 2008.

  1. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    KG follows thread rules as well as she picks puppy names. Someday she'll get a Rottweiler and name it Fluffy.
     
  2. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    KG, bless her soul, will forever have a seat at the tea table next to the Mad Hatter.

    Daisy? You're naming a dog Daisy? How ... cuuuuuuuute.
     
  3. Dickens Cider

    Dickens Cider New Member

    Songbird likes it when male co-workers feel his whiskers. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
     
  4. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Dickens has more handles than a 400-pound man's casket.
     
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Dickens at least follows the rules, and will even pay extra to do so. But he drews the line on the hot wax. Usually.

    Songbird has Scott Weiland saying, "Man, you're gonna fuck up your life with those drugs."
     
  6. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    So Dooley's posted twice and nobody's roasted him? Do you guys even get the rules?

    EDIT: Dammit, Dools! You're quicker than BYH!
     
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I'm not saying SC is short, but Billy Barty swears he could dunk on her.
     
  8. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Clever username wasn't so clever at guessing my gender.

    And Dools forgot that Billy Barty died seven years ago. I would have said Verne Troyer myself.
     
  9. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    Dools forgets what he did seven seconds ago let alone something that happened 7 years ago.
     
  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Spnited can't remember whole decades, much less seven seconds ago. And he forgets the rules, too!!
     
  11. Spnited's children tie toys around his neck so his grandchildren will play with him.

    And then there's Dooley: what else can you say about a man who coined the term, "Racially brutalized"?
     
  12. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    Write-brained just invented a family for me that does not exist...probably invents a lot of his stories as well.
     
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