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BYH raped a goat.



(OK, that was uncalled for, but it made me giggle)

 

Look, I know what come hither bleats sound like, OK? It was asking for it.

I mean, Sportschick wants to fuck New Zealand!

 

BYH is Jim Breuer, except with no fame instead of a little bit.

 

Bruce has terrible taste in movies. I mean, who quotes 'Dude, Where's My Car?' at 4 in the morning?

 

KY secretly wanted to see me, Mikey and 'Beetus battle it out for straightest gay guy on SportsJournalists.com for perverted reasons.

 

When Forever_Town came out of the closet, the gay community tried to push him back in.

 

and w-b gets the award for this thread's "OH SHIT" moment.

 

Chef once had someone tell him "Think before you speak." Chef just stood there with a stupid look on his face because the first part confused him.

 

He calls himself Dickens Cider because My_Penis_in_Her_Vagina1 was already taken.

 

Dooley Womack is effective in relief because his 58 mph fastball takes some getting used to.

 

Ace wanted to work for the Plain-Dealer so bad that when Cleveland rejected him for the 50th time, he decided to apply for a job with Boeing.

 

Jeremy Goodwin picked that name because he finds the geek to be the "dreamiest" one on SportsNight.