Roast of Joan Rivers

I know Kathy Griffin is a fan of Rivers' (and is pretty funny in person), but is she also a fan of how she looks? Because Griffin's face is on the road to Riversland, and it's not a good thing.

 

the end of the world is near

 

Aren't they all?

 

Maybe I've just gotten to the point where it sounds like they're taking old jokes and just attaching different names to them.

 

They're long past that point.

Here's the blueprint. Fuck joke and/or lack of fuck joke, random crackback on random panelist joke, vagina and/or penis joke, Lisa Lapanelli is a whore joke, Jeffrey Ross.

Wash, rinse, repeat.

 

Finally watching it...

Giraldo killed... It's a crime he's not a bigger star...

 

Robin Quivers was the first to make a direct Edgar joke? Wow...

 

Best line of the night: "Loved you in Saw."

 

"Loved you in The Wrestler" would have been a lot better if she had gone before Quivers.

 

Can't remember which roast it was on, but one roaster once said (something close to this) of Giraldo:

"When you hear the sound of opportunity knocking, you should answer it. Then opportunity will realize its mistake and ask for directions to Carlos Mencia's house."

 

I used to love Mencia until that video surfaced that showed him stealing jokes...

 

I thought the Gilbert Gottfriend bit with him having sex with Rivers was hysterical.

Best single line was Garrett; "You've had your face on more red carpet than an Irish lesbian."