RIP Willian "Freddie" McCullough

Have no idea who he was but this is a mighty fine obit:

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/savannah/obituary.aspx?n=william-mccullough&pid=166950349&#fbLoggedOut

"William Freddie McCullough - BLOOMINGDALE - The man. The myth. The legend. Men wanted to be him and women wanted to be with him. William Freddie McCullough died on September 11, 2013. Freddie loved deep fried Southern food smothered in Cane Syrup, fishing at Santee Cooper Lake, Little Debbie Cakes, Two and a Half Men, beautiful women, Reeses Cups and Jim Beam. -

 

He attracted more women than a shoe sale at Macy's. He got married when he was 18, but it didn't last. Freddie was no quitter, however, so he gave it a shot two more times. It didn't work out with any of the wives, but he managed to stay friends with them and their parents. - See more at: http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/savannah/obituary.aspx?n=william-mccullough&pid=166950349&#fbLoggedOut

 

Shoddy reporting. This story is incomplete without Big Tittie Wanda's input.

 

" There isn't enough space here to list all of the women from Freddie's past. There isn't enough space in the Bloomingdale phone book. A few of the more colorful ones were Momma Margie, Crazy Pam, Big Tittie Wanda, Spacy Stacy and Sweet Melissa (he explained that nickname had nothing to do with her attitude)."

 

I take it Sweet Melissa was an Allman Brothers Band fan.