RIP Steven Tyler's American Idol career

Alannah Myles? Whoa. They have an antidote for embalming fluid?

 

The show probably needs a younger judge whose career won't be harmed by being harsh with contestants.

 

Have a feeling they may approach another Idol...

... Billy.

 

I hear they are going after Les Claypool and Teena Marie.

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Taco and Lemmy.

If they're not available, Yahoo Serious and the remains of Falco.

 

My computer is on the fritz so I can't get the site back up in a decent amount of time so go to msn.com and click the idol report from a fix insider. Turns out J.Lo might have been fired after asking for -- and being denied -- a 2M raise after getting $3M raise from original $12M deal. They told her no deal and bye bye. Says Tyler went out the same way. She among everyone they've had have tried to make it about her.

 

I say bring in Norah Jones and let Jimmy sit at the table. I'd watch.

 

I'd watch Norah Jones and ignore the contestants.

 

Gotta admire Steven Tyler for having stretched his career into a fifth decade despite having no discernible talent whatsoever, other than self-promotion. He's like the Zsa Zsa Gabor of pop music.

 

No more Tyler, no more J-Ho.

The show jumped the shark as soon as Simon left.

 

If they add Grace Jones and Joe Piscopo as Frank Sinatra, I'll start watching.

 

I read something that said there was a pretty good chance that it would be Mariah Carey and Lambert.