RIP, politics board

I can see the Politics Board from my house! [/@SarahPalinUSA]

 

It was a dark and stormy politics board.

 

Also, the politics board just cost that athlete a scholarship.

 

The politics board tried just as hard as any other board

 

That's not how you spell it! It's Palytics Board!

 

You only cover us when we get a thread locked on the Politics Board.

 

It was the best of politics boards, it was the worst of politics boards.

 

ESPN's jlee has learned that the politics board has been removed from sportsjournalists.com.

 

Some say Politics Board was cut by Clubber Slang, others say it choked on an over-sized Cheeto going through a TSA patdown, leaving only a cloud of orange dust in its wake. A select few opine that Politics Board actually faked its death and is presently seeking refuge on Yankee Fan's couch, hoping one day to become an espresso connoisseur.

As for me, I know Politics Board will live on forever in my heart, a grim reminder to stay vigilante in the face of evil, to never take that which we love for granted and to always appreciate the bounty which has been bestowed upon us, for it may be stricken down at any time.

God Speed, Politics Board...

 

Somebody said it came from New Orleans
Where it got in a fight o'er a Cajun queen
And a crashing blow from a huge right hand
Sent a Louisiana fellow to the promised land, Politics Board

Big board
Big boaaaaard
Big Bad Politics Board

Then came the day at the bottom of the line
When a timber cracked and men started crying
Miners were praying and hearts beat fast
And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last, 'cept Politics Board.

Through the dust and the smoke of this man-made hell
Walked a giant of a forum that the miners knew well
Grabbed a sagging timber and gave out with a groan
And like a giant oak tree just stood there alone, Politics Board.

Big board
Big boaaaaard
Big Bad Politics Board

With all of its strength it gave a mighty shove
And then a miner yelled out, "There's a light up above!"
And 20 men scrambled from a would-be grave
And now there's only one left down there to save, Politics Board

With jacks and timbers they started back down
Then came that rumbling way down in the ground
The smoke and gas belched out of that mine
Everybody knew it was the end of the line for Politics Board

Big board
Big boaaaaard
Big Bad Politics Board

Now they never reopened that worthless pit
They just placed a marble stand in front of it
These few words are written on that stand
"At the bottom of this mine lies a big, big board. Politics Board."

Big board
Big boaaaaard
Big Bad Politics Board

 

I can't top that. Was going to post, but not even going to try now. Next...

 

There are three things we can do with the politics board: We can bury it, burn it, or dump it.