RIP Oral Roberts

Tell me that's a product of Photoshop and your imagination. Tell me a building like that doesn't actually exist.

 

http://wonkette.com/412754/oral-roberts-dead-as-the-dickens

 

I'm a little late to the party, but ... Apparently hell (if you believe in that sort of thing) needed another manipulate-the-poor-and-undereducated preacher.

 

Giant hands, two giant phallic symbols and a near ripoff of the Arena-Auditorium at the U of Wyoming.

Yeah, it qualifies.

 

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Tell me that's a product of Photoshop and your imagination. Tell me a building like that doesn't actually exist.
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You could stick the world's largest cock in those hands and have Oral Roberts give you the world's messiest hand-job.

That would only be slightly more creepy than the statue itself.

 

That looks like something out of Gotham City in Batman Forever.

 

That's the coolest iPod docking station I've ever seen.

 

My aunt use to live in an apartment complex that was, for all intents and purposes, across the street from ORU. I'm sure I could look this up, but does anyone know what the hell they use those buildings for? IIRC, they're pretty far away from any business district in the Tulsa metro.

 

Here's hoping God will punish the basketball team tonight for all of Oral's transgressions and help Louisville to a win. The Cardinals need all the help they can get right now!

NPR had a segment about Oral this morning (the man, not the act) and evwn pat Robertson said his schilling for money so God won't kill him was "unseemly"

 

That looks like a referee signaling a safety.

 

Or Scott Sutton telling God that he'll do whatever he wants if Dad would stop drinking.

 

When even a douchebag like Pat Robertson is ripping you, the you must be on the wrong track.