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RIP Merv Griffin

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Duane Postum, Aug 12, 2007.

  1. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member

    OK, this is fantastic: http://www.tmz.com/2008/01/10/merv-plays-final-jeopardy/
     
  2. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    I thought for a minute Merv died again.
     
  3. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    He did.
     
  4. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Damn those replays.
     
  5. I think I just saw him roll over.
     
  6. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

  7. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    George: So they're flying the tiny instruments in from El Paso.
    Kramer: El Paso? I spent a month there one night.
    Newman: <laughs>El Paso!
    Jerry: What's he here for?
    Kramer: To take some of the pressure off of me. So, Jerry, what's going on with you? I understand there's a young lady in your life. mmm
    Jerry: Well, actually, it's kind of a funny story because she has this amazing toy collection and last night I finally got to play with them.
    Kramer: Well. It sounds like things are progressing. Do I hear wedding bells?
    Newman: Are you married right now?
    Jerry: Actually she doesn't even know about the toys. I gave her the wrong kind of medicine and I guess she passed out!
    Kramer: What do you mean "wrong kind of medicine"?
    Jerry: She's even got that old Matel football game that we love!
    George: Oh, come on! You gotta get me over there!
    Kramer: Wait a minute, wait a minute! You mean to say that you drugged a woman so you could take advantage of her toys? Let's pause a moment. Jerry, now, what you do with your personal life is your business, but when you're on my set - you clean it up, mister!
    Newman: I told you he was a risk.
    Jerry: Oh, like he's not just carrying you! And has been for years!
    Newman: Yeah? Well, you bombed! That story stunk worse than these chairs!
    Kramer: Smile, everyone! We're back!
     
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