RIP Lou.

What, no deviled eggs?

If the funeral was lovely, I'm guessing Lou's kids were on their good behavior. Good to hear that.

Get your mother to bed as soon as possible, then take care of yourself.

 

You have Boom. Why do you need a parrot? It's easier to teach Boom to yell "PENIS" than it is to get the bird to scream "FUCK YOU FRANSCESA" or "GODDAMN LOOPY"

 

Does it seem a wasted business opportunity that Jewish funeral directors in retirement communities don't also provide matchmaking services? I mean, at that age, who has time to wait? There should be a complimentary follow up consultation within 6 months, sooner if requested. Need to talk to someone about this concept.

More shiva today. Bought a toilet plunger, and air freshener. I truly can't imagine what some of these people eat to create such bathroom chaos.

 

Sorry to hear.

 

21, keeping a box of wooden matches next to the can may help with the odor issue. Of course, with the crowd you have, you run a certain risk of having, as Mr. Jim Morrison so eloquently put it, "the whole shithouse go up in flames."