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RIP Ken Lay...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by TigerVols, Jul 5, 2006.

  1. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    Curious to see if W attends the services. My respect for him will actualy go UP (from one-half to one percent), if he displays
    that kind of nerve.
  2. markvid

    markvid Guest

    There won't be a public service.
    The family will do the right thing (as it were) and save themselves it turning into a spectacle.
  3. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    All the more suspicious. If I had $150 million socked away offshore, this'd be MY scenario, for damned sure.
  4. Jesus_Muscatel

    Jesus_Muscatel Well-Known Member

    I have sympathy for the thousands of people he bilked out of millions of dollars.

    I'm gonna say it again.

    Burn in hell, Ken Lay.
  5. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Some words to remember Lay by:


    "I can honestly say that I have never felt better about the company." — Upon resuming the position of CEO in August 2001.

    "I might add that I and Enron's board of directors continue to have the highest faith and confidence in Andy and believe he is doing an outstanding job as CFO." — Oct. 23, 2001, the day before former finance chief Andrew Fastow was pushed out upon revelations that he ran shady partnerships that hid debt, inflated profits and enriched him.

    "My personal belief is that Enron stock is an incredible bargain at current prices." — to employees in September 2001.
  6. Columbo

    Columbo Active Member

    He definitely ingested something that won't show up in autopsy to get his family his massive life insurance check.

    No way he just checked out of natural causes so conveniently.
  7. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    From the Houston Chronicle"

    "His heart simply gave out," pastor says

  8. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Maybe it was two sizes too small.

    A new rhyming haiku:

    Enron thief Ken Lay
    Cheated jail and died today
    Worms can munch away
  9. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    Kenny-Boy's fetid flesh would gag a maggot.
  10. printdust

    printdust New Member

    Since this man is a convicted criminal, there should be an independent autopsy and comfirmation that he is indeed dead.

    My money says he's at a place like this

  11. trounced

    trounced Active Member

    Yes, I do believe it. If I didn't believe it I wouldn't have written it.
  12. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Bin Laden was good at first. He just went too far.
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