RIP "Emmaneulle" star Sylvia Kristel

Man, this one hurts.

 

You guys can third it? How old are you, anyway?

 

In her honor I may go home and watch some Krista Allen "Emmanuelle in Space" softcore action. Of course I do that every Thursday anyway.

 

Just as long as it's not a burning sensation.

 

Or as long as it hasn't been four hours

 

Or for more old-school sj, "seven-streamered"

 

"Private Lessons" for a while seemingly ran on an endless loop on HBO. So I've heard.

 

My Tutor is better. But why quibble?

 

Now there's a question: Could those movies get made today?

 

Watch Skinemax. They're putting stuff up similar to it.

 

Still Alive

 

Somewhere, a cat learned how to beat off. God help us all.