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RIP Dick Whitman

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by JackReacher, Aug 3, 2015.

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  1. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    He's a Dick, but he's not our dick.
    Last edited: Aug 3, 2015
  3. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    They should hold his funeral on his birthday so we can all just not waste any false emotion or give a fuck in any way.
  4. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    I want every bearded soccer fan in Brooklyn brought in for questioning, immediately.
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  5. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

    In other news, a handsome new coach named Donald Draper was hired in Parkersburg. Nobody knows much about his background, but he absolutely nailed his pitch in the job interview.
  6. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    Will our Dick Whitman start a "Dick Whitman Hall of Fame?" thread?
    cjericho and Steak Snabler like this.
  7. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    LongTimeListener and JackReacher like this.
  8. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Timely reminder, boys -- hour on the treadmill.
  9. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    The coach was famous for his Passive-Aggressive Offense.

    "We fight with ideas on my football field," Whitman said.
    expendable, SFIND, SpeedTchr and 5 others like this.
  10. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I am not sure that blocking scheme will work against Podunk Tech, but if the kids are happy, that's what counts, right?
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  11. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    Trophies and juice boxes for everybody!
  12. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    Whitman used his final breath to remind everyone that he was the first to rightly predict his own death.
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