RIP DC Madam

Just heard on the radio. Apparent suicide in florida at her mother's home.

 

Heaven needed a provider of high-priced call girls.

 

I guess Matthew and Philip figured they weren't getting anywhere with Mary, so they complained to God.






Yeah, yeah, I know.





All Aboard!

 

David Vitter's happy.

 

I'm guessing they found her with 2 bullet holes in the head.

 

Yup. Add another one to the Clinton Body Count. When will somebody stop them?

 

Yep. Then quickly ruled it a "suicide."

 

Suicide? Bullshit.

This was a set-up and the hands have been washed clean. Too many skeletons out there with axes to grind.

 

Of course it was suicide. She shot herself 15 times in the back just to make sure she got it right.

 

No, it was a hanging. In her mom's barn.

 

The suicide note was on a $100 bill.

 

Interestingly, the second suicide stemming from the case.

<i>One of the escort service employees was former University of Maryland, Baltimore County, professor Brandy Britton, who was arrested on prostitution charges in 2006. She committed suicide in January before she was scheduled to go to trial.</i>