RIP Charlton Heston

No, see. I meant this one time when Heston said something specific. I'm talking about something entirely different than the rest of you, who are clearly just too stupid to realize it.

 

That made me chortle.

 

Awesome. Appreciate the love for the joke.

This Host of Lords has done battle for me!

Behold their mighty hand!

 

Ape: Help, the human's about to escape.
Troy: Get your paws off me, you dirty ape.
Apes: [gasping] He can talk!
Apes: [in unison, rythmed] He can talk
He can talk
He can talk
He can talk
He can talk
He can talk

Troy: [singing] I can siiiiiing!

[funky beat of "Rock Me Amadeus" starts playing]

Female Nurse Ape: Ooh, help me Dr. Zaius!
Apes: [in unison]
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Oh... Dr. Zaius

Ape: Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.

Troy: What's wrong with me?
Zaius: I think you're crazy.
Troy: Want a second opinion.
Zaius: You're also lazy.

Apes: [in unison]
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius

[one ape starts breakdancing]

Oh... Dr. Zaius

Ape: Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.

Troy: Can I play the piano anymore?
Zaius: Of course you can.
Troy: Well I couldn't before!

[plays piano]

"You'll Never Make a Monkey Out of Me"

Troy: [singing]
I hate every ape I see
From chimpan-a to chimpan-zee
No you'll never make a monkey out of me

Oh my God, I was wrong
It was Earth all along
You've finally made a monkey

Apes: Yes we've finally made a monkey

Troy: Yes you've finally made a monkey out of me

Apes: Yes we've finally made a monkey out of you

Troy: I love you, Dr. Zaius!

 

Heston can become part of that well-regulated militia in the sky.

Now, was Heston in The Client?

 

no. but brad renfro was. i heard he was good.

 

At least he's still alive.

 

thank god.

 

Only on this board would Brad Renfro become more popular after his death.

 

Demo....shhhhh

 

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