RIP Carnegie Deli

You shut your whore mouth.

 

Philistine.

 

Which explains a line of about 90 people on Friday night as my daughter and I walked past in the rain.

 

Oh, THAT Henny Youngman. (Old Laugh-In reference.)

 

No sharing!

 

Jaclyn Smith was the No. 1 Angel.
All others are No. 2 or lower.

 

The fucking communists have won.

 

Saying Kate Jackson was the best Angel is just a statement vote. It's your right to feel that way, but I have no respect for those who do.

 

Farrah lost some allure in my eyes. A lifelong friend of mine had a few bit parts on the show and was referred to on the set as "Farrah's little sister." Except Farrah was Queen Bitch and hated my friend (something petty like "the makeup artists did your hair better than mine." My friend said she did her own hair, so FU, Farrah.). I was told that it is very difficult to find full episodes of "Charlie's Angels" because Farrah had it in her contract that every episode she was in belonged to her. When she left the show, she got rights to them and took them with her. There are a few episodes of Season 5 kicking around. Thanks, Jaclyn, for hanging in there for Season 5. Yes, you were my favorite.

 

Your friend should've done Farrah's hair, charge her $500.

 

I was talking about food, not women, but for the record Kate Jackson was my favorite Angel as well. She looked good 10 years later in "Scarecrow and Mrs. King," too.

 

Kate did an underrated show prior to Charlie's Angels called The Rookies. She had more of a plain-Jane look on that show, but her character was a nurse and she could have taken care of me anytime.