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RIP Caribbean Monk Seal

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by writing irish, Jun 10, 2008.

  1. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    Heaven needed a really cute sea mammal.



    Once they frisked in the surf of Hispaniola and the Yucatan, but the time for surf-frisking is done. From the cays of the Bahamas to Trinidad's gentle lagoons, our fleshy friend the Caribbean Monk Seal brought smiles to humans, sharks and other species for centuries. But now they are totally fucking dead, muerte, as lifeless as a pile of seagull shit or a barnacle's stony remains.
    Eat shit, whiskered bitches! You seals are no match for our ability to fuck you over.
    And so the reefs of Belize and the shallows of St. Maarten have one less denizen. They frolic now only in Pinniped Heaven, leaving us in a seal-less hell.
  2. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    I don't understand why it took 56 years to declare them extinct.
  3. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    If only the damn Canadians had stayed out of Belize.
  4. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    I have a coat made out of one. It's really soft.
  5. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    This thread has the Moddy seal of approval. Or maybe it's this seal has the Moddy thread of approval.
  6. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Caribbean Monk Seal meat is very tender.
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    It tastes like Penguins... and everyone knows, Penguins is practically chicken...
  8. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Exactly. Chicken don't have Happy Feet.
  9. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    Sparky wept.
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  10. beardpuller

    beardpuller Active Member

    The extinction thing aside, "Caribbean Monk Seal"?
    I picture a friar wearing a dreadlocked tonsure and a hemp robe.
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