Ridged noodles to start for Dolphins at QB on Sunday

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http://detnews.com/article/20090929/SPORTS0101/909290348/1131/sports0201/Ex-Wolverine-Chad-Penne-expected-to-start-for-Dolphins

According to Wikipedia, penne makes an excellent and versatile pasta for many applications because of its very practical design. The hollow center allows it to hold sauce, while the angular ends act as scoops. Penne rigate's ridges allow it to hold still more sauce, as well as offering an alternative textural option for certain dishes; penne lisce offers a refined sensation to the palate.

Penne is traditionally cooked to al dente and served with pasta sauces such as pesto and marinara. Penne is a popular ingredient in pasta salads.

 

For your pleasure.

 

Maybe Dolphins fans should start learning the words to the Dead Schembechlers' "Chad Henne's a Motherfucking Joke."

http://www.deadschembechlers.com/deadschembechlers_chadhenne.htm

However, it'll be a while before they sing the band's "Ted Ginn Did Everything."

 

For four years, was Chad Penne handing the ball to Mike Fart?

 

They changed their name three years ago to Bastard Sons of Woody

 

Cleo Lemon's still sitting on his couch.

 

I always thought his name sounded like a used car saleman