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Rick Pitino admits to real quickie on the stand

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Ace, Jul 28, 2010.

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  1. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    How many of Rick's proven methods of success did he employ that night at Porcini's?

    * Build your self-esteem
    * Set demanding goals
    * Always be positive
    * Establish good habits
    * Master the art of communication
    * Learn from good role models
    * Thrive on pressure
    * Be ferociously persistent
    * Learn from adversity
    * Survive your own success
     
    poindexter, Jul 29, 2010
    #49
  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    He must be trying to get a doctorate in Learn from Adversity.
     
    Ace, Jul 29, 2010
    #50
  3. finishthehat

    finishthehat Active Member

    How the fuck do you ejaculate "down your leg"? Shouldn't your dick be pointing elsewhere?
     
    finishthehat, Jul 29, 2010
    #51
  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    You shouldn't run the dribble-drive if you can't finish.
     
    Ace, Jul 29, 2010
    #52
  5. blacktitleist

    blacktitleist Member

    So there has to be a new menu item dedicated to this incident at Porcini's. right?

    Pasta prematura anyone?
     
    blacktitleist, Jul 29, 2010
    #53
  6. MileHigh

    MileHigh Moderator Staff Member

    Sounds like he was running the box-and-one defense.
     
    MileHigh, Jul 29, 2010
    #54
  7. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
     
    hondo, Jul 29, 2010
    #55
  8. Stitch

    Stitch Active Member

    How does the entire incident last just 15 seconds? How is it possible you have to time to get it in, pull out and ejaculate? I hope this thread stays classy, but it can only be as classy as the subjects.
     
    Stitch, Jul 29, 2010
    #56
  9. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    That just boggles my mind, admitting to that in court. Wow.
     
    playthrough, Jul 29, 2010
    #57
  10. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Pitino's favorite Led Zep song is "The Lemon Song."
     
    BYH, Jul 29, 2010
    #58
  11. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    Pitino should replace Freddy Rumsen on Mad Men.
     
    Trey Beamon, Jul 29, 2010
    #59
  12. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    They may as well go ahead and retire No. 15 at Louisville. Who would wear it?
     
    Ace, Jul 29, 2010
    #60
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