REVIEW: BK Quad Stacker

Hello again, your favorite carnavore chiming in to give you the scoop on the BK Quad Stacker. For those unfamiliar, here's a description:

Bun
Cheesy sauce
Bacon
Cheese
Meat
Cheese
Meat
Cheese
Meat
Cheese
Meat
Bun

The burger itself is delicious. However, I've got a problem with its size. It's too small. Hard to believe that's true about something that has four pieces of meat, but it is. If I'm going to eat something that has four patties in it, I should need two hands. This one rested comfortably in my palm.

The bottom line is this: If you're looking for a big burger at BK, don't get the Quad Stacker. Go for the Triple Whopper instead and add bacon if you want it.

 

I try to not to pig out on fast food, so I stick with the double stacker. Love it. Absolutely love it.

 

Thread coming to a theatre near you ...

RIP: Freelance Hack.

 

Bun
coronary
stroke
Pulmonary embolism
coronary
stroke
atherosclerosis
special sauce
bun

 

From the BK web-site:

1,000 calories
680 calories from fat

68 grams of fat
30 grams of saturated fat

Cholesterol: 280 mg
Sodium: 1,800 mg

 

Why not call one of these burgers the BK DOA or McDfibulator

 

"It's better to burn out than fade away."
-- Neil Young

 

"Too small"

The only people who should be eating that are ultra-marathoners or someone with a terminal disease.

 

This reminds me of my favorite food review ... EVAR:

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/

 

The Ultimate Cheeseburger from JITB is a very nice-sized sandwich, but since I rarely eat fast food, it's more than enough.

 

Don't get me wrong, eating this would be acceptable for certain types of people. I guess football players could get away with it. Plus, if you're already 400+ pounds with no foreseeable future as a human being who doesn't resemble a monster truck, you may as well throw caution to the wind and chow down. Fill your bowl full of jelly with a tray full of dead animals and chicken miscarriages.

Man, that was funny. Great review.