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REVIEW: BK Quad Stacker

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Freelance Hack, Nov 16, 2006.

  1. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Hello again, your favorite carnavore chiming in to give you the scoop on the BK Quad Stacker. For those unfamiliar, here's a description:

    Bun
    Cheesy sauce
    Bacon
    Cheese
    Meat
    Cheese
    Meat
    Cheese
    Meat
    Cheese
    Meat
    Bun

    The burger itself is delicious. However, I've got a problem with its size. It's too small. Hard to believe that's true about something that has four pieces of meat, but it is. If I'm going to eat something that has four patties in it, I should need two hands. This one rested comfortably in my palm.

    The bottom line is this: If you're looking for a big burger at BK, don't get the Quad Stacker. Go for the Triple Whopper instead and add bacon if you want it.
     
  2. kingcreole

    kingcreole Active Member

    I try to not to pig out on fast food, so I stick with the double stacker. Love it. Absolutely love it.
     
  3. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    Thread coming to a theatre near you ...

    RIP: Freelance Hack.
     
  4. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Bun
    coronary
    stroke
    Pulmonary embolism
    coronary
    stroke
    atherosclerosis
    special sauce
    bun
     
  5. Ledbetter

    Ledbetter Active Member

    From the BK web-site:

    1,000 calories
    680 calories from fat

    68 grams of fat
    30 grams of saturated fat

    Cholesterol: 280 mg
    Sodium: 1,800 mg
     
  6. Claws for Concern

    Claws for Concern Active Member

    Why not call one of these burgers the BK DOA or McDfibulator
     
  7. Colonel Angus

    Colonel Angus Member

    "It's better to burn out than fade away."
    -- Neil Young
     
  8. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    "Too small"

    The only people who should be eating that are ultra-marathoners or someone with a terminal disease.
     
  9. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    No offense, Freelance... But anyone who willingly eats that should be required to wear a dunce cap and pump his or her head full of nails with an air gun. If they want health insurance, they should go in a special pool full of other culinary stars and pay quadruple-digit premiums every month.
     
  10. beefncheddar

    beefncheddar Guest

    This reminds me of my favorite food review ... EVAR:

    http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/

     
  11. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    The Ultimate Cheeseburger from JITB is a very nice-sized sandwich, but since I rarely eat fast food, it's more than enough.
     
  12. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Don't get me wrong, eating this would be acceptable for certain types of people. I guess football players could get away with it. Plus, if you're already 400+ pounds with no foreseeable future as a human being who doesn't resemble a monster truck, you may as well throw caution to the wind and chow down. Fill your bowl full of jelly with a tray full of dead animals and chicken miscarriages.

    Man, that was funny. Great review.
     
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