"Revenge Porn"

JV, varsity, whatever. They all suck.

 

The key to success is filling holes in the lineup.

 

Those postgame pressers are such a gang bang

 

Post game pressers catered by McDonalds?

 

This is an open and shut case. Said "victims" openly and willingly took the pictures. It's like when photos of Madonna or Vanna White appeared in Playboy. They were not originally intended for public consumption but since they willfully took part, then the law sees them has having given consent. Case closed ladies.

Moral of the story: If you want to make some homemade porn, better make sure you're the one who has possession of it. And if you don't want anyone to see it, then destroy it.

But, hey, the lawyer can promise all 26 women he'll win and they'll believe it and pay him his fees. He's just screwing them, too, ... all the way to the bank.

 

I've been to many games where "cluster fucks" have broken out.

 

I was reading the puns in here and started thinking, and I thought I was going to have a really awful thought translating all the "gang-bangs" I've been in as a writer into a mental image of us all, you know, having a gang-bang....but thankfully my brain put that in Operation Shutdown and literally will not allow me to form a mental picture of it. I'd high five my cerebellum but I really don't need another concussion.

 

You're gonna cost them porn scholarships by not writing about them.

 

Excuse me, but how many times in a season should I run their stats? And should I start when the season starts, or after the holiday break?

 

Could bring a new meaning to someone getting a blow during a game.

 

I had a parent of a porn star write a note to my boss saying I was a crappy reporter because I copy and pasted the wrong info. I said she sucked 37 dicks ("in a row?!"...you're welcome Clerks fans) instead of the backup fluffer.

I have been reporting on the fluffer scene for 13 years now and I am sick of the abuse.

I DEMAND AN APOLOGY!!!

 

That is fuckin funny.