Retire Mikey's jersey now ...

... because posting on here used to be a sporting activity. Now every third post is by Mikey; half a third is by a troll; and the other half a third is by a troll-feeder.

Mikey beat my total post projection for the whole year two weeks — err, 600 posts — ago.

He is Jerry Rice.

Retire his jersey now.

;D

 

Yeah, but mikey's posts are like yen. It takes 4 million of them to matter.

 

His posts are like Paul McCartney songs. There are so many hundreds of them that one or two of them are bound to be good.

 

He's like Morrie from Goodfellas. He posts so much, no one pays attention to what he says. No one cares what he says.

 

I know what number Mikey doesn't wear.

69.

 

Mikey is like his penis.

Gotta be good for something.

Just haven't figured out what, yet.

 

Can we retire mikey instead?

 

I find Miikey without malice and generally good natured.

As with TBL, you're all jealous. This time, it's of his posting abilities.

And no I'm not him. I got laid about 20 minutes ago.

 

Somebody's bitter

 

Bullshit. If you're a guy, you would be asleep right now.

 

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

This is a play on an old saying my grandfather uses...
Mikey's posts are like cars -- another one will be along in a minute.