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Reptile Love

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Songbird, Jul 20, 2006.

  1. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Before a Babe Ruth Prep Division game today I hung out at the town green for a farmers market. The one here always gets pretty cool exhibits, and today was no different. A local couple has a reptile rescue business. In this state it's not against the law to have baby aligators or wild snakes and such, so I'm taking photos of these lovely country folk and ask the woman if she'll hook up the snake and the gator for a kiss. She obliged my request.

    Captions are welcome, if not encouraged.

  2. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    The James Carville-Mary Matalin wedding photos are finally available.
  3. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    You're with me leather?
  4. John

    John Well-Known Member

    We attack at 9 tonight. Tell the others.
  5. Matt Foley

    Matt Foley Member

    Can you kill this man?

  6. dreunc1542

    dreunc1542 Active Member

    Cloud 1: We attack tomorrow, tell the others.

    Cloud 2: Ok

    Cloud 1: I mean it this time!!

    Cloud 2: Me too
  7. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    Thoughts from a random college freshman/future sorority member...

    "Look at that snake with her tongue hanging out and shit. She just met that gator like five minutes ago...what a fucking slut! And don't get me started on that bitch's dry ass skin."
  8. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    What I really wanted was for the gator to chomp the snake, but the woman said they've trained the gator not to do that sort of shit. Oh, sure, taught the gator not to bite. ::)
  9. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    Did the two "love birds" do anything remotely interesting (aside from helping start a thread)?
  10. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Is that a horny toad in your pocked or are you glad to see me?
  11. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    The snake snaked its tongue and the gator looked at it thinking, "Are we going to beat the Noles this year?"
  12. lono

    lono Active Member

    Barry Bonds and Bud Selig finally met face to face Thursday to air their longstanding differences.
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