Reporter dunks on kid, makes him cry

Tremendous.

 

I know there's an element of joking to some, hopefully most, of it here, but what is this "kid will get tougher" crap I keep reading?

He's five fucking years old. Some asshole adult humiliated him ... on TV no less. The TV reporter is a world class douche, and would be even if he did that and it wasn't on camera. The kid is not some pussy who needs to suck it up, he probably was very excited to be on TV and got blindsides by Dr. Fuckheadenstein and his "look at me" act on an 8-foot hoop. What a bad ass.

Clearly, a lot of you haven't been around 5-year-olds to know how they think, how they see the world, etc., to know what the hell you're talking about. If a total stranger humiliates a kid, chances are, they're going to cry.

Kids are kids, they aren't in the fucking Marines. Christ.

 

Wow.

To paraphrase Omar Little: "With that mustache? Even if you're not a douche, you're a douche."

 

Hott.

 

That's one fucked up fu man chu

 

"The last inch of that side's on layaway, Ma."

 

Word.