Report: Tiger Woods to return in two weeks

Ace · Feb 9, 2010

PCLoadLetter said:

cjericho said:

PCLoadLetter said:

Mizzougrad96 said:

If you're Tiger's PR guy, what do you tell him he has to do before he returns?

1. Go on Oprah, cry about missing daddy, pledge everlasting love to Elin and tear up pre-nup?
2. Say it's nobody's business and continue acting like a brat.
3. Stop talking to anybody.
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He'd be crazy to do Oprah. Oprah's viewing audience is women who will want to tear him apart. That won't happen. He'll want the focus to be on golf, not the wild adventures of his dick.

He'll talk to a golf broadcaster like Jim Nantz who will lob him one softball about his "time off" and then talk about his preparation for his first tournament back. After that he'll say he's done talking about it and absolutely none of the golf reporters will ask about it after that.
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What are they going to do, bumrush the stage? Regardless of her audience I'd doubt Oprah would dare try to hammer him.
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You are missing the point.

Oprah and her audience do not give a shit about golf. If he went on the show, he would get a solid hour of questions about Rachel Uchitel, Perkins waitresses, and "how could you do that to your beautiful wife and two little children?" There wouldn't be a single golf question, because no one in Oprah's audience cares. And why wouldn't Oprah dare hammer him? She has no reason to pull any punches, and she has an audience that thinks he's an asshole.

On the other hand, he can go to Jim Nantz or Mike Tirico and get one vague question about his "time off", followed by some bullshit about maintaining his focus and getting ready for the Masters.

Which do you think he would choose?
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He needs to choose Oprah. It would be a good test to see if he can sit on a couch with a female and keep his putter in his pocket.

Mizzougrad96 · Feb 9, 2010

spup1122 said:

According to this, his return will come March 22 in Orlando:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/golf/os-tiger-woods-return-tavistock-0208,0,1629552.story
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Makes a lot more sense than the previous report. I'd love to know how many media credentials will be issued this year compared to last year.

goalmouth · Feb 9, 2010

Just giggling thinking how many who excoriate here would jump on the softball wagon in a Hattiesburg minute.

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