Report: I've can't get up, so I am 6x likely to die in 6 years

Just don't call Moddy that.

 

Just exactly how drunk was dog when he started this thread?

 

Cue the Scooby Doo "Ruh?" sound effect.

 

Read the fucking article dipshits.

A person who struggles to get up is six times more likely to die in six years.

And to some of you who are journalists, who by looking at various newspapers these days indicates clearly that you are short on copy editors, or that your copy editors aren't quite as good as they once were, I apologized and offered a rational explanation...this Christmas I phone's internet was hell to try to type on and see what I had typed.
Look at your paper this morning...almost any paper these days. What's your excuse?

Your glass house is getting downsized by the day, so careful on the arrogance.

 

The article already has been posted here. We already read the article. Your headline is new and evolving. That is much more interesting.

 

I've, for one, didn't see anything wrong > with the headlines.

 

Actually dog don't drink much, so I doubt he was hammered.

 

Wait, Mark and dog know each other IRL? This could be the best trainwreck in history.

 

You beat me to it, IJAG. That is the first thing I thought as well.

 

Somebody nuked my poll! That's bullshit.

Just as well, though. Upon further reflection, I was swayed by the glitter of the > but the total incomprehensibility of the initial headline should carry the day.

 

Someone's beginning their SportsJournalists.com career with class, I see.

 

Hey I finally find a livid ass I can agree with. It was boring. The fact someone was paid to write that is laughable.