Report: I've can't get up, so I am 6x likely to die in 6 years

So he started with a sub-literate thread title, edited it into something approaching coherence, then changed it back to sub-literate?

Penis, indeed.

 

dog eat dog world's threads are Doodah-esque.

Penis.

 

The evolving headlines in this thread are hilarious. Looks like Dog's edited his title at least three or four times trying to fix his glaring grammatical errors, yet still has not come close to getting one correct.

 

Re: Report> I've can't get up. so am I 6x likely to die in 6 years?

Yep.

 

I did see this on another thread and looked at the link.

I don't know how accurate scientifically it may or may not be, but I think the general correlation is probably true. I'm far less agile than I was five years ago. And five years older, too. Five years closer to the end (which, most days, can't get here fast enough).

 

Hey, no on-topic jacks!

 

Speaking of jacks ...

Penis.

 

Fnordis

 

Good god.

 

Performance art.

I know no outing but I most, I'd like to salute Michael Chabon's performance as Dog.

You have now won the internets.