Report: I've can't get up, so I am 6x likely to die in 6 years

http://health.yahoo.net/experts/dayinhealth/weird-test-predicts-longevity

I...really..don't know what to say.

 

Re: Report: I've fallen, and I have only 6x likely to die in 6 years

Clearly your headline indicates you don't know what to say, in any language.

Stop posting.

 

Re: Report: I've fallen, and I have only 6x likely to die in 6 years

The headline still makes more sense than the sentence he wrote on the Newtown thread, but that's not saying much.

 

Re: Report: I've fallen, and I have only 6x likely to die in 6 years

Dog has the lyrical mastery of a drunk Russian immigrant.

 

Re: Report: I've fallen, and I have only 6x likely to die in 6 years

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/94008/

 

Re: Report: I've fallen, and I have only 6x likely to die in 6 years

It should be tattooed on your forehead.

 

Re: Report: I've fallen, and I have only 6x likely to die in 6 years

I think Double Down said it best on dog's previous thread, which is now locked:

 

Re: Report: I've fallen, and I have only 6x likely to die in 6 years

This may be the worst thread ever.

 

Re: Report: I've fallen, and I am 6x likely to die in 6 years

Here, I've tossed the iphone on posts. I admit, it's impacting my ability to type. My bad.

But you guys stay classy. LTL, you've certainly got the language down right. ..unless you're blind and have audio assistance on your computer. Otherwise, your handle makes no sense.

 

Re: Report: I've fallen, and I am 6x likely to die in 6 years

You're slightly closer to making sense in your subject line. But it's a D_B either way.

And uninteresting to top it off.

 

Re: Report: I've fallen, and I am 6x likely to die in 6 years

You have a right to your opinion, and I really don't give a shit what it is. That's your biz.

 

Penis.