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#replaceawordinafamousquotewithduck

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by TigerVols, Jul 8, 2011.

  1. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    "Dong! Dong! Where is my duck?"


    "What in Gods name is going on in here? What was that duck?"
    "Uh, what duck?"
    "I was just in my office and I heard a duck."
    "Could you describe the duck, sir?"


    "Les jeux sont faits. Translation: the game is up. Your duck is mine."
     
  2. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    "Where did you get this?"
    "This? I stole it off Bladden's desk at The Sentinel."
    "Jesus, Henry, I was kidding."
    "You know, they called us 'cute' and I was right there and they were out of ducks."
     
  3. NickMordo

    NickMordo Active Member

    I have become, comfortably duck
     
  4. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    "In the early days of World War III, guerillas — mostly children — placed the names of their lost upon this rock. They fought here alone and gave up their lives, so that ducks should not perish from the earth."

    [​IMG]
    DUUUUUUUUUUCKS!
     
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  5. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    "Your duck has died of dysentery."




    Okay, I'm done.
     
  6. SoCalDude

    SoCalDude Active Member

    Booger: "We've got duck."

    Reggie: "Hanrahan, you're wife's a duck. Hanrahan, your wife sucks duck."
     
  7. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    "Branca throws ... it's a long drive, it's gonna be, I believe ... The Giants win the duck! The Giants win the duck! The Giants win the duck! The Giants win the duck!"
     
  8. spikechiquet

    spikechiquet Well-Known Member

    If you're going to become true dodgeballers, then you've got to learn the five d's of dodgeball: duck, duck, dip, dive and duck!
     
  9. ColdCat

    ColdCat Well-Known Member

    "Both ducks played hard, my man. Both ducks played hard."
     
  10. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Ducking isn't everything, it's the only thing.
     
  11. wedgewood

    wedgewood Member

    "What's your last name?"
    Duck
    What's your first name?
    Duck
    What's your middle name?
    Duck
     
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