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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by TigerVols, Jul 8, 2011.

  1. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    The Russians don't take a dump without a duck.
  2. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Well-Known Member

    I find the medicine worse than the mallard.
  3. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    We're 106 miles from Chicago, we've got a full duck of gas, half a duck of cigarettes, it's duck and we're wearing sunglasses.
  4. MacDaddy

    MacDaddy Active Member

    This is what happens when you duck a stranger in the ass!
  5. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    The duck is a near!
  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member


    You'd do it for Randolph Duck.

  7. MankyJimy

    MankyJimy Active Member

    As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a duck.
  8. Cosmo

    Cosmo Well-Known Member

    Nothing smells better than duck in the morning.
  9. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Sometimes, you've just gotta say, "What the Duck?" University of Illinois, here I come!
  10. Cosmo

    Cosmo Well-Known Member

    He stole it und now instead of Deutschland's greatest beer we merely have fourth best behind Steinemarzen, Rottenburger, und... und... Und Duck? Ja, und duck!
  11. jlee

    jlee Well-Known Member

    As God as my witness, I thought ducks could fly.
  12. amraeder

    amraeder Well-Known Member

    I have promises to keep, and ducks to go before I sleep.

    Frankly, my duck, I don't give a damn.
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