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Renegade mothering / dicks in restaurants

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Vombatus, Jul 24, 2015.

  1. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    If the food's good, I can tune out anything.

    Then again, I could write on deadline in a pressbox while the guy next to was reading his story out loud while typing and the guy on the other side was cheering for the point spread in the college games.
  3. JohnHammond

    JohnHammond Well-Known Member

    Hard to see the winner in Mom writing about "karma biting you in the ass!" against a screaming diner owner.
  4. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Some of the comments to that article are gold too. Like, ten comments in, an argument breaks out, and someone replies "Did you miss the part about not being dicks?"
  5. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Why the qualifier about 'in a restaurant'?

    Seems much better to live your life by a simpler rule: Don't be a dick.
    BurnsWhenIPee likes this.
  6. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Agreed. And, am I the only one uncomfortable with the first name "Dick"?
  7. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Maybe it'll come back around, but no kid named Richard went by Dick when I was a kid.
    I don't know any Dicks.
    If I have a son, Richard is not one of my preferred names. If I have a son and get over-ruled on the name and he is named Richard, we will not call him Dick.
  8. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    Common sense goes a long way, and some people cannot seem to use it when it comes to their kids.
  9. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Nixon didn't help the legacy of the name Dick either. Not quite as bad as Adolf though. So there's that.
  10. YorksArcades

    YorksArcades Active Member

    The winner would be a piano, suspended from above, then breaking loose from its tether and crashing down on both of them.
  11. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
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