Release the hounds.....just not to Michael Vick

The perfect pet for Vick:

 

Ape, it sounds like your dog is well-fed.

Seriously, sorry you two had to go through that but happy it didn't turn out worse.

Not that it's any of my business, but I'm assuming the mastiff owner is paying your vet bills?

 

RACIST!!!!

 

Fuck Michael Vick and his message-board sycophants.

 

So...how *exactly* do you feel about Michael Vick?

 

Man, sounds like you're really into the orgies. Hey, whatever floats your boat.

 

Mike actually doesn't have a weekly press conference. He speaks at his locker whenever anybody needs him - that means before and after practice Wednesday and Thursday and after practice Friday, plus after games, and if we run into him in the hallway on Monday. His pre-practice sessions are usually huge, with all the cameras and foofs, and then after practice, he's always available for the beat guys.

Love him or hate him, he's without question the most accessible superstar-ish guy I've covered. Mike's an insightful interview, too - thoughtful, substantial answers, for the most part.

 

I hear Vick has a fiancee. I wonder what he does to her when she doesn't perform up to expectations.

 

She's not skinny but she's only about 2 pounds overweight. I'm not sure if that extra little bit of fat saved her or my thought that Belle went limp when the dog got a hold of her. She didn't seem to be struggling, which may have been why the attacking dog wasn't chomping down harder. My other dog (a Boston/Jack Russell mix) would have squirmed and screamed in addition to being skinnier. If those dogs had gotten a hold of her instead, I don't think she survives.

The owner has said she will pay. I can take her to civil court if I detect trouble there.

 

A difference between Michael Vick and the assholes who have dangerous dogs who act surprised at the first attack because it hasn't happened yet: Vick actually did jail time for his assholery.

(Also, what he did was like a million times worse. But those assholes still piss me off).

 

well he may not get a dog but he got a key to the city

http://www.dallasnews.com/sports/dallas-cowboys/20110207-mayor-pro-tem-of-dallas-presents-key-to-city-to-michael-vick.ece

 

For fucking what?

For his superb play for the Dallas Cowboys?

For his great play in college in the Dallas area?

For his great play in the Super Bowl in Dallas?

For.... what?

Just out of a sparkling clear blue sky you decided you needed to give the key to the city to a dog-killing thug who lives halfway across the nation? (Who happens to play for one of your team's divisional rivals?)