Rejoice! Our weed is better than ever!

Check ya later!

 

This is, really, why I had to quit smoking the bin Laden.

It was too good.

That, and the whole pesky law-and-order thing.

 

Day 7 was hot, I legalized pot
And none of this decriminalizing crap
Let it grow in glory, end of story
Then I burned one & took a nap
Hemp will help the farmers
We'll grow hemp everywhere
One acre of hemp's like 10 acres of trees
And hemp grows back next year!
- Dan Bern "President" (off his My Country II disc)

 

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That was just so, so wrong. I just wonder how a squirrel laughs after he's burnt.

 

have they even let tommy chong out of prison yet? what a fucking travesty that was. an eight month PRISON sentence for selling fucking bongs. and members of our esteemed administration walk around as free men.

 

Jimmay!

 

No kidding. And, frankly, this is a B.S. story. The lede talks about emergencies that "involve" marijuana. And yet no evidence is offered as to how marijuana was involved other than patients "mentioning" that they used it.

 

This news comes as a relief to me. I was wondering why I can no longer feel my legs, hands, or cheeks. Now I know.

 

You ARE freaking out, man.

 

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.