Regular or goofy? Winter X Games thread

There aren't many other events where you can hear the following:

"Basically, he had to power squat out the bottom of the tranny."

Events that can be shown on TV, anyway.

 

I'd join you, but all I can find is my right-handed gun, and my accuracy is off with it.

 

White's a douche. He stiffed me for an interview on consecutive days.

 

Maybe he found out about you and Sasha Cohen.