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regular, decaf, bat....

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by slappy4428, Sep 29, 2008.

  1. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    After her morning coffee, woman finds bat in filter

    ASSOCIATED PRESS • September 29, 2008

    CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa -- It wasn't just the caffeine that gave an Iowa woman an extra jolt after she had her morning coffee. It was also the bat she found in the filter.

    The Iowa Department of Public Health says the woman reported a bat in her house but wasn't too worried about it. She turned on her automatic coffee maker before bedtime and drank her coffee the next morning.

    She discovered the bat in the filter when she went to clean it that night. The woman has undergone treatment for possible rabies.

    Health officials say that the bat was sent to a lab but that its brain was too cooked by the hot water to determine whether it had rabies.
  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Ironically, it still tasted better than Starbucks.
  3. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Glad to see I'm not the only Bat jolting women.
  4. Claws for Concern

    Claws for Concern Active Member

    Holy Caffeine!
  5. kokane_muthashed

    kokane_muthashed Active Member

    "We've secretly replaced her freshly ground coffee with mountain grown Dead Bat Crystals."
  6. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Hmmm, this bat tastes like Christian Bale.
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    my favorite line was the last one -- couldn't do tests because the brain was too cooked...
  8. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    I didn't do it.
  9. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    can you prove that?
  10. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    I blame Batman.
  11. The Granny

    The Granny Guest

    What did I do now?
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  12. I like my coffee like I like my women: blonde, sweet and batty.
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