Reese Witherspoon Arrested for Disorderly Conduct

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Quickest way to get arrested is to use this line.
Dools, that's her natural hair color.

 

More disappointed in her playing the "do you know who I am?" card than the arrest.

 

Maybe she was so drunk, she thought she was doing an old-school American Express commercial.

 

She's played a Harvard Law grad, she'll be fine.

 

Reese Witherspoon does nothing wrong in my eyes. One hour of counseling for her offense.

 

For whatever reason, I was under the impression that Reese was smarter than your average movie actress.

Her comments stating that she is a ‘"US citizen" and has the right to "stand on American ground" are asinine.

She's more like her character in "Legally Blonde" than I thought. Or she was also outrageously drunk. Probably a combo of the two.

 

Sweet Mother of God! I retract my previous comment after seeing her mug.

Wait, no. False identity. Reese has been drinking in my den all weekend.

 

I think her charges may be dropped. Hubby? Well he's not going to be a fortunate.

 

Brunette when she played June Carter.

 

Reese is a very smart girl, she attended Stanford but dropped out because of her burgeoning success in film.

Her natural hair color is brown, kind of a light brown I guess. You can tell that from her eyebrows, but if you can't, she was in a movie when she was younger and didn't have died hair at that time. I feel like her eyebrows have kept it patently obvious since the 20th century that she isn't a real blonde.

 

Joe Q Public probably hasn't studied Reese's eyebrows, thus it wasn't patently obvious to the rest of us.