Redskins hire Jim Zorn

he's the guy with the huge dong that your sister dated.

 

I don't understand that either. I figured Mora was back in Seattle angling for the UW job that should avail itself soon.

 

yo, ding dong man ding dong. Ding dong man ding dong.

 

Perhaps not, but he'd spent the previous three years as a coordinator, not a QB coach under a HC who calls his own plays.

 

yeah, the mora thing is bothersome, too. mora gets named holmgren's successor after 2008. wtf? how could they bypass the mazing, local hero jim zorn right under their noses?

takes a superior judge of football character and coaching talent like danny boy snyder to sniff this one out. the giants, cowboys and eagles are trembling, i'll tell ya.

 

Some old guy who played quarterback...

 

Zorn's a Whittier boy, like Nixon was.

I'm not going to get on Snyder's side.

I will say more people, within and without, have heard of Zorn than have heard of Steve F---ing Spagnuolo.

 

When did Zorn develop Brad Johnson?

 

When Zorn's done somethign as notable as Steve fucking Spagnuolo did seven days ago, we can talk.

 

okay, thanks for playing. you just lost. you get to go home with no prizes.

 

And as we all know, Redskins fans can be pretty revolting. (rimshot)

 

damn, peaches. You weren't doing that badly until that last line.