Reds hire Brook Jacoby as hitting coach

Well, I was going to take the quote function to an even more salacious level, but decided for this route instead ...





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Not close, and that's Brook circa 1986, vs. Engvall circa 2006.

Brook now? Looks like my future husband.

 

Fixed.

 

Never shackles. I don't want to keep him against his will.

I only want to love him. From a closer distance than I love him now.

 

It's not about that. It's about two people who love each other surrendering control because of their love. You tie him up because you know he'll subject himself to whatever whims you have, because he loves you.

Jesus, I just creeped myself out writing that.

 

Bubs, you ever seen Secretary?

(Hi, Fenian!)

 

IJAG, who didn't see "Secretary"?

Maggie G.: yummy
Spader: best quirky diabolical actor today

 

I hadn't seen it until about a year ago. Bought it not too long ago.

It shames me that parts of it are hot.



(four peas)

 

Hey, wait a second! No love for me? I was the first to tell you that Brook was at the big ballpark in Arlington!

 

That 'fuck off' was strictly for this incident. You DEFINITELY have long-standing love for that alert.

 

We won't tell anyone how you were pulling for Rudy Jaramillo to have cancer so Mr. Jacoby could get a call-up to the big club ...

 

Boo! I would never do that. Cancer runs in my family.