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Redneck Triads? The (Bob and Doug) McKenzie Mafia?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Double J, Aug 18, 2006.

  1. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Organized crime growing in rural Canada

    "It wasn't that long ago we used to say that organized crime was more or less contained in Montreal, Toronto and Vancouver.

    "We now know, for example, you cannot hide from organized crime . . . any rural community in Canada can be affected now in a major way."

  2. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Strange Brew II: Goodfellas.
  3. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Oops, wrong thread.
  4. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    Take off you hoser.
  5. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    (Doug) What do you mean, funny, eh? Let me understand this cause, I don't knew maybe it's me, eh, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you eh? I make you laugh... I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny, eh?
    (Bob) Just...you know how to tell the story, what?
    (Doug) No, no, I don't know... you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny aboot me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
  6. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Koo roo koo koo
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  7. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    FUCKING FUCK FUCK! This is the beginning of the McKenzie brothers post-apocalyptic vision! They were right all along!

    Read our future ...

    [2051 A.D. Ten years after World War 4.]

    Bob: Lucky for me I'd been off-planet on vacation at the time of the war.
    There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked, so
    I spent most of my time looking for beer. One day I was out looking
    for a nice place to build a city for my children when I spotted a
    mutant in the forbidden zone. I landed my vehicle to pursue and
    destroy this genetic freak before he could warn other mutants in the
    underground caves. I was kind of like a one man force, eh, like
    Charlton Heston in Omega Men, did you see that? It was a beauty.
    [Doug leaps out and confronts Bob]
    Bob: Fleshy-headed mutant, and you friendly?

    Doug: No way, eh? Radiation has made me an enemy of civilization!

    Bob: Alpha base, this is Bob McKenzie. I've spotted a fleshy-headed
    mutant in sector 16B. [shoots Doug with ping-pong ball gun]

    Doug: Ow! Take off, you hoser!
  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    This new board truly has inspired you, hasnt it...
  9. Two bowls of split plea soup to go, eh.
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