Red alert, IJAG ...

Easy to do when you have the keypad memorized!

 

EXACTLY!

I don't even look down when texting, except to give a quick read to make sure I didn't screw up somehow. Other than that, it's easy.

 

Yeah, but your mother really wants to know why she should bring some candles and a whip and your boyfriend's sorry that your aunt died.

 

Hmmm, yes ... texting in error can cause problems.

 

No, those were the right texts, Fenian.

 

OK, we've now entered the Land Of What I Don't Need To Know.

 

What? They don't make the candles I like here, and I can't be seen buying whips.

I wasn't going to USE it with her. It was supposed to be a surprise for the boyfriend.

 

Here be dragons...

 

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.

 

That cracked me up, in part because I said the exact same thing not more than an hour ago to a co-worker. Well played.

 

Oh My!

 

Why not the hands free drivers? They are demonstrably no safer.