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Recasting the Wizard of Oz

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Monday Morning Sportswriter, Sep 12, 2008.

  1. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    No. Jehnn-i-furrrr Lo-Pez. Not now. Not ever.

    Thank you.

    We are pleased to channel the spirit of Cartman, in this instance.
     
  2. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Dorothy: Mandy Moore
    Glenda: Catherine Zeta-Jones
    Wicked Witch (a non-singing role): Susan Sarandon
    Scarecrow: Jim Carrey
    Tin Man: Will Smith
    Cowardly Lion: Jack Black
    Oz (another non-singing role): Mel Brooks or James Earl Jones
     
  3. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    For the record, it's Glinda
     
  4. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Dorothy: Diana Ross
    Glinda: Lena Horne
    Wicked Witch: Mabel King
    Scarecrow: Michael Jackson
    Tin Man: Nipsey Russell
    Cowardly Lion: Ted Ross
    Oz: Richard Pryor
     
  5. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    If you're asking who I'd like to see in the Dorothy outfit -- I'd have to say Amy Adams. I'd be arrested if I said Emma Roberts

    From a purely theatrical standpoint -- Abigail Breslin
     
  6. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Sports Predictor - I was wondering how long it would take for someone to post that cast.
     
  7. Rosie

    Rosie Active Member

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  8. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    How about we not remake on the top 10 films of all-time?

    BTW ... who's playing Charles Foster Kane in our reboot of Citizen Kane, tentatively entitled CK2000?
     
  9. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    As long as no one tries to remake Billy Madison or the original Mighty Ducks, I'm OK.
     
  10. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    And here I thought we were recasting the Wizard of Oz with SportsJournalists.commers.

    FAIL.
     
  11. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    IJAG would be a good Dorothy, if the Wizard of Oz took on a Heathers theme.
     
  12. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    Heather Gale: My aunt and uncle wanted to move me to go to Oz right out of the sixth grade, but we decided to chuck the idea because I'd have trouble making friends, blah, blah, blah. Now blah, blah, blah is all I ever do. I use my wandering spirit to decide what color dress to wear in the morning and how to hit three poppy fields before curfew ...
     
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