Reason 451 why Donald Duck should wear pants

I'm not sure what the most disturbing thing about this story is.

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn18316-ducks-fight-the-battle-of-the-sexes-in-their-genitals.html

• That a duck is packing such heat.
• That scientists somewhere are studying duck schlongs.
• Someone may attempt to create a stupid pet trick on Letterman featuring the information in the fifth graph.
• Or, there's an accompanying "money shot" video.

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