Really embarrassing thing happened

I once had to help a friend pull their Great Dane off his uncle.....gay dog I reckon.

 

I have a friend who has a Lab and whose neighbor had a Lab -- both boy dogs.

But my friends Lab was always humping the neighbors dog until the one day the neighbors dog jumped out of the back of a pickup truck and was killed. They still think it was suicide.

 

Wasn't that the plot of 'A Separate Peace'?

 

It did sound familiar, but I don't remember dogs in that story.

 

Well pinch my toes and call me a jelly donut, Flash just figured out a way to talk about her tits.

 

I don't touch feet and you're not a jelly donut. I didn't initiate that part of the conversation. Thanks, jonesy.

 

All dogs sniff crotches. Why is this embarrassing in the least?

 

Poon hound

 

Do they eat underwear?

This was also not just a crotch sniff; this was a crotch press. He was doing some serious nose swimming.

 

Just be glad he didn't fart while he was sniffing said crotch ...

 

The eating underwear isn't what embarrassed you.

And yes, dogs burrow. Jesus. Have you ever visited a dog before? Has your wife?

 

Settle down Girl.

It's a company thing....visitor in the house....dog goes hard at a spot.

Guess you had to be there....the face on the woman showed that she, well, should we just say she hadn't been accustomed to such treatment.