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Really bad names

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by WazzuGrad00, Nov 4, 2008.

  1. WazzuGrad00

    WazzuGrad00 Guest

    Just visited our local Wal-Mart and the name of one of the checkers is Phyllistine.

    I'd love to know what the rejected options were.
     
  2. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Active Member

    Palestine
    Palpatine
    Palpable
     
  3. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    Ashley spelled Ashole.
     
  4. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Anfernee.
     
  5. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    There was a girl in my middle school named Smokey Dawn Hickey.
     
  6. I've got a telegram here for a Mr. & Mrs. Asswipe Johnson.
     
  7. OTD

    OTD Active Member

    Dick Trickle
     
  8. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

    My buddy's mom is an elementary school guidance counselor and had a kid a couple of years ago whose first and middle names were Father Universal.
     
  9. Beef03

    Beef03 Active Member

    Went to highschool with a kid named Dick Wilcox (and I don`t believe Dick was short for Richard). Stuck with an unfortunate family name. I actually worked for his Grandpa also named Dick Wilcox for a summer on their farm. They raised wild boars. Very tasty, but mean sonsofbitches.

    My all time favourite, though, is former WADA head -- Dick Pound. That`s a name to brag about.
     
  10. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

    There was a professor at my school named Richard Handler.
     
  11. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Dick Cummings on the floor below mine.
     
  12. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Went to HS with a guy named Jim Locker. And that was his given name, not James.
     
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