Reality show suitor now a murder suspect

That victim looked like an ant in human form.

Weird-looking face...like someone stretched it.

I predict someone will actually one day be killed on one of these shows, like say, Big Brother. Some people couldn't take being locked in a house with certain other people for 50 days.

 

The banner on top of CNN.com says the suspect was found dead in British Columbia.

 

The Whole Nine Yards did take place in Canada, right?

That body ain't him, man.

 

Holy crap. I just called my brother to tell him and he said "Do you blame him?"

And no, I don't. Jesus. How fucked up was that guy?

 

Fox News and LA Times also reporting that he's dead..

 

http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/Fugitive+Ryan+Jenkins+found+dead+RCMP/1922440/story.html

Thank God for breast implants...

 

His last words: "Corn nuts."

 

I hear he was found with mineral water and a copy of Stud Puppies.

Megan Wants A Millionaire is over. All Ryan had to offer America was date rape, AIDS jokes and unwanted dental procedures.

 

The cleaning woman's cart was missing the drain cleaner.

 

Possible use as a fantasy team name.

"Ryan Jenkins' Home Dentistry"

 

Thank you for giving my life meaning.

I've seen a lot of bullshit--bad reality shows, breast implants, sexually perverse dental procedures involving jackhammers--but this suicide thing....