Ray Lewis: 'Evil' & Crime Will Rise If NFL Lockout Continues

I say crime actually goes down since fantasy football-related rage will be eliminated.

 

There may be more international incidents as thousands of football-deprived fans cross the border into Canada in search of a fix.

 

I think the players getting arrested will slightly offset some Pittsburgh (city picked randomly) housewife who won't get a beating from her husband if the hometown team loses.

 

I was going to say, considering who said this, it may be construed as more of a threat than a prediction.

 

He's just saying that the thugs on the field won't have anything better to do than assume the lives they would have led without football.

 

He's right you know. Only he had the timing wrong.

Crime just went up in my neck of the woods as I stabbed a hobo after reading his dumb ass take on the lockout.

 

It was a strange interview.

My wife walked past the television, shook her head and said, "Ray's acting crraaaaaaazzzzzyyyy."

 

That was my thought. This thug has to keep his mind occupied and if he can't run around maiming people on a football field, well, somewhere else will have to do, I guess.

 

Random? Bullshit.

But you got it wrong. In Pittsburgh, it is the husbands being spared beatings by their pissed-off wives when the Steelers lose.

 

Bearded wives.

 

I blame Bush.

 

He wasn't wearing a white suit during the interview, was he?