Rare Night in Americana

No MLB
No NBA
No NHL
No NFL

Doesn't happen too many days in a year. The WNBA gets dibs at a national audience, but really, how many more folks are going to watch that? I watched the 1st quarter on the treadmill at the gym, but didn't get into it too much.

How are sports editors filling their sports pages tonight?

 

Little League, Babe Ruth and a taekwondo (or is it tae-kwondo? Someone answer my style question on the other board dammit.) feature.

 

Tour de France (lots of local interest due to Levi Leipheimer), preview of the John Deere Classic, assorted follows on stuff from yesterday. WNBA goes inside, big art, etc.

And Angola, it is most totally not tae-kwondo. I've never seen it that way.

 

There's MINOR LEAGUE MOTHER******* BASEBALL. I can assure all of you of that shit.

 

Thanks! I didn't think it was, but you never know.

 

"It's not karate, Jerry, it's kara-tay."

 

Porn. Lots and lots of porn.

 

At eight seconds at a time...wow, you're going to clean up one heck of a mess.

 

tae kwon do


and if you can find it, run some art of the whale that Tony Gwynn has become. i caught a shot of that guy at the AAA all-star game while at the gym. by comparison, he was anorexic during his late playing days.

 

I saw that too, his kid was batting, and Tony looks at least 40 pounds heavier than he ever did playing.

 

Mabye Tony's on the Barry Bonds diet.

 

Aren't the day before and after the MLB All-Sta Game the only two days of the year where there are none of the four major sports (I suppose you'd have to include college football to get New Year's Day, but still)?