Random Thoughts

I thought it was Beano Cook holding all of Ron Powlus' Heismans.

First-time caller, long-time listener. 8)

Tex

 

It startled me when I woke up to Mozart playing on my iTunes this morning. NIN came on right after that. Hmm, maybe that's what startled me more.

Why are sunsets such different colors depending on where you are in the country? Are they like proverbial snowflakes in that they're never the same on two different nights?

There is no greater Gatorade flavor than Citrus Cooler. Thank me later.

Fuck cold weather.

 

The censored Looney Tunes are out there, you have to search for them on the net. Every now and then a collector that owns prints of them has a showing at a theater, keep an eye out. And make sure you see "Coal Black and the Sebben Dwarves", unbelievabley racist.

 

Two random thoughts.

1. Did you know that September is Be Kind To Editors and Writers Month?

2. Larry - name the baby "Next". That way whenever someone asks "Who's next?" - they can say "I am". Works for either gender.

 

funny you mention that, because "Next" is at the top of our list, and my in-laws will refer to the baby as "Prochaine".

 

Random thoughts:

* My pirate name is Dirty Jack Roberts
* My stripper name ought to be Red Alert
* I need to spend more weekends at the lake with my son, like I did last week
* Teaching adult students in a business environment is actually pretty cool
* I have the hots for two of my former students and am debating asking them out
* I absolutely should have bought stock in Frito Lay. For all the f-ing bags of Doritos I could through (I'm a bag-a-day eater) I should be getting something in return other than orange fingers and Dorito breath.

 

If you want pearly whites, stay away from Mountain Dew Code Red.

 

I'd probably lay off the Doritos before asking out your former students.......

 

I think, in figuring out the equation of the situation, yes you're right, I should subtract said Doritos. My bigger concern is whether or not it's a violation of any fraternization policy. I don't really want to go up to my boss, who is herself pretty hot and single, and say, "Hey, is it OK if I take out one of my former students for a night of steamy skin slapping?"

 

Our daughter was born early in the morning and we didn't name her until late that night. Our son was born early afternoon and was a day-and-a-half old when we decided on his name.

 

It's a rainy Friday morning here. The rooftop party I was to attend tonight probably will be canceled.

Not that it was a big deal. They were going to use satellite radio (or even Muzak) instead of a DJ.

 

Why don't you phrase it thusly: "Wanna come out with me and two of my former students for a night of steamy skin slapping?"

I mean, nobody is really saying you have to choose between the three of them, right? They might even want to share the money shot. The point is, you'll never know unless you ask.