Random Thoughts the Third

I was doing some board-history browsing. It's been five years.

Both teams, play hard.

 

I miss being able to see how many people were ignoring you.

 

I woke up needing to pee the other night. I wonder if that's a sign of things to come. When I was a kid, my dad would wake up every morning at about 2:15 a.m. During summers, I would be awake, reading about baseball or masturbating or something, and he'd get all mad at me. Mostly reading about baseball.

 

I was sitting in a bar Monday night, eating something called a "Hippie Hollow" before going to a Coldplay concert. And in mid-bite, I had one of those out of body moments:

- I'm eating something called a Hippie Hollow, on top of eating healthy overall
- I'm wearing a Bayern Munich jersey, shorts and flip flops
- I'm drinking a beer from Oregon
- I'm going to Coldplay

The 13 year old me will be so confused if he ever jumps to that date in a time machine.

 

I always find it weird to jump forward while watching POV porn.

 

June is National Accordion Awareness Month.

Seriously, is anyone unaware of the fact that there is a musical instrument called the accordion?

 

If Mila Kunis had Kate Upton's breasts, would she be a 6?

 

If she did have the breasts and was that 6, who would be the first SJ member to say they'd be the 9?

 

So, how long will this one last?

 

Thought that whole "Place for letters to the good people of the world" gimmick was Random Thoughts now.

I don't. Having that in my profile may have cost me multiple jobs.

 

Porb

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Go to Southside. Drink cheap beer. Make fun of assorted Steelers fans. Instantly, you'll feel better. Promise.